Fake News! The New Ireland Government and its people have slammed the constant fake news and rumors of the passing of its leader and Governor Sir Julius Chan.
Acting Governor Sammy Missen said this time the New Ireland Government will take action against individuals who have without restraint or any moral compass gone out of their way to spread rumors through social media.
“We will collect all numbers and Facebook profiles that have contributed to the unwarranted anxiety to the general public and Sir J’s family, and they will face thefull force of the law under the cyber-crimes act,” said Sammy Missen.
The Deputy Governor confirmed that Sir J is alive and well and is currently recovering from an operation undertaken in Brisbane, Australia.
“If there is any real news it will come from Sir J’s family and then from his official office. So all you rumor mongers just shut up and respect the founder of our Nation. You rats can’t seem to win at the polls so you revert to character assignations! ” said Missen.